
I've been in New york for about 5days now.although it was and insanely suck trip getting here.I have all but quit my job to stay here.Coming back to NY and living life with my kindred spirit Khalida has been utterly remarkable .but let's talk about my shit flight here ,I woke up nice and early Wed morning . Did my hair all cute put on my comfy travel fit with my ill ass wicker fedora and had my dad drop me off to the airport.Sounds awesome very chill normal travel day.I walked to the counter to check in and find out my flight is a connecting flight in North Carolina .OK that's cool I'm traveling on a buddy pass that only cost me $60 bucks who is going to complain."Not I said the cat".
Well my flight to North Carolina commenced on its scheduled time.I was seated next a 13 year old boy who clearly was going into puberty,because the fresh smell of pure stink was emanating from his pores.I thought to myself its only an hour I can do this , and that I did .Once we landed in north Carolina and I took a breath of fresh air,I proceeded to the check in counter to make sure I had a seat on the next flight.As I did that I got and eruption on late text message reading "ah they are totally cancelling flights dude ""hey did u get on the next flight they cancelled most flights going into NY".I quickly hasten my little cute strolled and ask the cute little flight attendant if I was good.
He lifted his head smiled at me then looked to the computer and a frown came across his face.My heart jump to my throat and I quickly started to think "Holy Shit who do I know in NC, aaaahhh No One"I called my cousin Herman who also works for jet blue and asked if he could jump me a sit.No such luck , so I called Shane same response with and added"you better make a sob story and bust out in tears"
As I was I making calls trying not to get stuck in NC ,a very friendly random decided to strike a convo with the classic line "Are you a model" now I was already in a shifted mood but I listened.His name was Kiante and was a event coordinator/national sneaker guru and invited me to a show if I ever made it to NY. As nice as Kiante was I excused myself and Well let's just say I should be an actress because I was moved by my performance.The tears came with ease as I knocked off some unknowing relative.
Five minutes later me and my Emmy were on the plane,yes I thought I was good to go LIES.now I rejoice because i am think "cool I'm in the clear be in NY hour and a half ".As i finish that last thought the pilot voices come over the loud speaker"Aahh folk there is going to be 2 thirty minute delay due to bad weather in New York." I slouched down into my sit ,looked over to the pickled funk of a man sitting next to me and wanted to scream as loud as i could.After thirty minutes the captain proceed to delay the flight for pretty much 3 more hours .
I arrived in New York's LaGuardia airport at 9:50 pm , now that sounds fine minus the fact i should have been there at 4pm .I get off this god forsaken plane and run to baggage claim only to fin out once again bad weather has me on a two hour hold because they cant put luggage on the lift."Fuck My Life"i say loud as hell.So when I finally get my Suitcase ,I hope in the car with boogs and #1 Chris and head in search of badly needed food .Not a bad end to a day that should have been three hours that turned into twelve.
Oh NY Weather How I hate Theee!!!!